I don’t understand what it means to “get friend zoned” or to “friend zone” someone. I’m pretty sure that being in the “friend zone” means that the person in question is not, never has been and never will be interested in a romantic relationship with you. It doesn’t mean that they actively decided to lead you on only to not want to date you (not that this doesn’t happen, but any person who does that is not interested in making you their friend, they just want their ego inflated). I hear this phrase a lot from guys and the truth is she’s just not that into you, bro. Girls hear THAT all the time and it hurts, but it’s reality. Sorry. Now, stop blaming the other person for not being interested in you and go find someone who is!
It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart.
(via fuckyeahthehungergames)
My sister tried to insult me by trying to make a tremendous success of mine sound stupid. She had literally no other way of insulting me. What a fucking moron.
- Me: ...and she goes, "you'll always be in my shadow!"
- Him: What shadow? The shadow of dating an old rich guy?
If you don’t want your dog to have any autonomy, you probably shouldn’t get a dog.
Like seriously, he’s just never going to be allowed to walk around alone? Ever? He’s mostly potty trained and he recently went to the bathroom so there’s no clear reason for him not to go upstairs other than leaving him alone (which isn’t a real reason) and messing with the cat (who is in a room with a closed door so….). Sticking him in a crate because he won’t listen to you is the same thing as punishing him which is why he constantly cries when he goes in the crate, not because we let him out when he barks; that logic fails entirely since it’s not even true. He’s just in there when you don’t feel like dealing with him which is why he cries! He thinks it’s a punishment cage, not his special private safety den like he’s supposed to.
Just because you signed up for letting a puppy rule your life doesn’t mean I should have to. I’m making sure he doesn’t kill anyone while you take a fifteen minute shower, I made sure he went to the bathroom and that he couldn’t get to the cat and the only issue is that he wants to go upstairs while I want to stay down. I’m not crating him because I don’t want him to do something. That is what it means to punish your dog and I’m not going to listen to him bark every single night for the rest of the time I live here and sticking him in a cage every time his interests conflict with mine will only encourage that. Sorry.
