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- My friend a few months ago: Do you think you'd ever take him back?
- Me a few months ago: Maybe if he took me to Disney World I'd think about it.
- Me today: I love African shit. Like the Animal Kingdom Lodge in Disney World. Also Fantasy Land is expanding. I love Disney World.
- Him today: We should go there in a few years when it's all finished and we can afford it.
- My brain when he said that: Well... obviously destiny.
However, I am getting a certain peace of mind from the experience. I still want to vomit at parts, but things are starting to make a lot more sense to me now.
/crypticpost
The Ugliest Face on Earth: I call it “Pig.” (Taken with instagram)
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— Anonymous
Oh so I actually know you somehow. Okay. Well, uhm. They have kind of the same hair and similar eyebrows but aside from that I don’t really know how Darren Criss-esque Sean has ever really been but I can probably find something.
And this one too.
The first one it’s just because of the sunglasses. The second one it’s the smile and things.
Jesus is like, “aaaay” (Taken with instagram)
It’s not wise to upset a Wookie… (Taken with instagram)
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— Anonymous
I don’t really give a shit who hears me poop (pardon the pun) so I don’t know. Your girlfriend is probably just one of those chicks. A lot of chicks are like that but they need to kind of get over themselves. Like, just tell her everyone poops and that no one gives a fuck what she does in the stall.
If she’s really anxious, tell her to listen to her iPod while she’s taking a deuce in public. That’ll help.
Going on my to-read list (Taken with instagram)
I pretty much always follow back.